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"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75-year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Some years ago Adam ate the apple. Men will never learn!
So I was going to post this thinking “Oh that’s cool. The restaurant manager chased down a potential perp – WZ will like this story”. Then I watched the whole damn thing. I am VERY seldom at a loss for but yeah – I got nothing. I’m speechless. Unfortunately, turns out it’s not real, but it’s very well done and very funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrzOx_EQEBo&feature=youtu.be
Send me your email...compiling a list of people to invite to upcoming(drum roll), "The Hunters Campfire"
jack [email protected]
Is that a space in your email? Between Jack and Benson.
Was a long long day. Today, was perfect: blue skies, light fluffy clouds, minimal wind and temp in the 70's. Did a couple miles up Cedar Creek Canyon with Ruby...would have gone further, but time constraints made us turn around.
Closed on selling our MI home, so: free at last!
