Funny V 8.0
Massachusetts
that last one hurts Eric....right in the feelz
It was the deer that gave me COVID…
…..oh pi. If it was that my wife would have already put me to sleep. Haha
Think I have been nominated for president … haha
Think I have been nominated for president … haha
Sosso, I laughed way too hard at that one.
Pavarotti is a legend ha ha
I’ve seen him bring tears to women’s eyes.
Yup luckiest man alive and unluckiest women alive ha
Spike - not so much anymore: "Trial for Ron Jeremy expected to begin in February 2022 - has he has been in jail since June 2020 and has been charged with 34 counts of sexual assault and rape." https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-ron-jeremy-trial-sex-crime-porn-star-20211013-4s5gpg7ed5frvnwdkn3p6m2jcm-story.html
Ha yup Ron says how come these women aren’t letting me anymore?!
So surprised to hear that ol' Ronny boy has found himself in hot water. Maybe he can serenade some of those boys with his classic Italian tunes behind bars.
Me too getting out of control
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'
The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'
The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'
Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!
The three bucks looked on in amazement.
The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does........... Who really needs 10 anyway?'
The 4 pointer says, 'You know.............. come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!'
The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the Button buck runs out into the middle of the field!
He rips and tears up some grass........ pisses all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree, and chews a lickin branch clean off!
Then he runs back over to his buddies.
His friends immediately ask him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'
I'm just makin' sure that big son of a gun knows I'm a buck!'
I'm probably the only one, but I find this hilarious, especially after a bunch of them showed at my wife's clinic yesterday (that doest even give vaccines) and intimidated staff and patients, requiring PD to come and have them leave... then come help the clinic staff safely reach their cars at the end of the day... well... if the shoe fits, and makes me belly laugh.
